[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/dukaz-ze-jsou-muzi-horsi-nez-zeny\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/dukaz-ze-jsou-muzi-horsi-nez-zeny\/","headline":"D\u016fkaz, \u017ee jsou mu\u017ei hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017eeny","name":"D\u016fkaz, \u017ee jsou mu\u017ei hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017eeny","description":"Mu\u017ei r\u00e1di vtipkuj\u00ed na t\u00e9ma \u017eeny. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b r\u00e1di vtipkuj\u00ed na \u00fa\u010det kohokoliv, jak to tak b\u00fdv\u00e1 i u lid\u00ed. My si v\u0161ak dnes pov\u00edme v\u0161e, co mu\u017ei \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed o \u017een\u00e1ch, ale sami si nedok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed p\u0159iznat, \u017ee se chovaj\u00ed a reaguj\u00ed naprosto stejn\u011b. \u00a0 \u017deny a n\u00e1kupy Velmi zn\u00e1m\u00e9 a obl\u00edben\u00e9, dokonce i na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch.&hellip; <p class=\"chuchadon-read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/dukaz-ze-jsou-muzi-horsi-nez-zeny\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">D\u016fkaz, \u017ee jsou mu\u017ei hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017eeny<\/span><\/a><\/p>","datePublished":"2019-06-12","dateModified":"2019-06-12","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9cae764794acc12213aa530e21558ed2bd96c03f91e0c3ad21cc1905765be658?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9cae764794acc12213aa530e21558ed2bd96c03f91e0c3ad21cc1905765be658?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"stolex.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a348517_w2263_t1563393683.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a348517_w2263_t1563393683.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/dukaz-ze-jsou-muzi-horsi-nez-zeny\/","wordCount":442,"articleBody":"\tMu\u017ei r\u00e1di vtipkuj\u00ed na t\u00e9ma \u017eeny. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b r\u00e1di vtipkuj\u00ed na \u00fa\u010det kohokoliv, jak to tak b\u00fdv\u00e1 i u lid\u00ed. My si v\u0161ak dnes pov\u00edme v\u0161e, co mu\u017ei \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed o \u017een\u00e1ch, ale sami si nedok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed p\u0159iznat, \u017ee se chovaj\u00ed a reaguj\u00ed naprosto stejn\u011b.\t\t\u00a0\t\u017deny a n\u00e1kupy\tVelmi zn\u00e1m\u00e9 a obl\u00edben\u00e9, dokonce i na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch. A je pravda, \u017ee mnoho \u017een r\u00e1do nakupuje, av\u0161ak mnoho z nich nepot\u0159ebuje prohl\u00ed\u017eet hodinu t\u0159i stejn\u00e9 v\u011bci. \u010casto v\u00ed, co se jim l\u00edb\u00ed a \u010dasto jdou p\u0159\u00edmo za t\u00edm jedn\u00edm jedin\u00fdm zbo\u017e\u00edm. Mu\u017ei jsou \u010dasto v n\u00e1kupech mnohem hor\u0161\u00ed. \u017deny mu\u017e\u016fm d\u011blaj\u00ed nakonec jeden velk\u00fd v\u011b\u0161\u00e1k a ani si neuv\u011bdom\u00ed, \u017ee jejich ko\u0161ile, kalhoty a kab\u00e1ty jsou mnohem t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e \u017eensk\u00e9 kabelky. A samoz\u0159ejm\u011b maj\u00ed kab\u00e1t v \u0161ed\u00e9, tmav\u011b \u0161ed\u00e9 a \u010dern\u00e9. Co mu\u017ei slu\u0161\u00ed v\u00edc? To se rozhodne za dal\u0161\u00ed p\u016fl hodiny.\t\u00a0\t\u017deny a drby\t\u017de jsou \u017eeny drbny? To sotva! \u017deny se bav\u00ed sice i o ostatn\u00edch, ale v\u011bt\u0161inov\u011b se soust\u0159ed\u00ed na probl\u00e9my, na nov\u00e9 zbo\u017e\u00ed, na to, v \u010dem se shodnou. Kdy\u017e v\u0161ak p\u0159ijdete k n\u011bjak\u00e9mu mu\u017ei, hned v\u00ed, co se kde d\u011bje a kdo se spou\u0161t\u00ed s t\u00edm od vedle. Nejhor\u0161\u00edm spojen\u00edm je v\u0161ak \u017eena drbna a mu\u017e tak\u00e9 takov\u00fd. Pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b p\u0159ed nimi neukryjete nic.\t\u00a0\t\u017deny a \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed\tAno, je zn\u00e1m\u00e9, \u017ee mnoho \u017een neum\u00ed parkovat a ka\u017ed\u00fd jich zn\u00e1 n\u011bkolik. Minim\u00e1ln\u011b o tom mluv\u00ed, mu\u017ei se o takov\u00fdch v\u011bcech nebav\u00ed. Mo\u017en\u00e1 proto je to tak zn\u00e1t mezi lidmi. Co v\u0161ak m\u016f\u017eeme pova\u017eovat za mu\u017eskou specialitu je je\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, za kter\u00e9 by mu ka\u017ed\u00fd druh\u00fd \u0159idi\u010d, a\u0165 u\u017e \u017eena \u010di mu\u017e, utrhli ruce. Rychl\u00e9, nebo naopak velmi pomal\u00e9 je\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, absolutn\u00ed ignorov\u00e1n\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch \u0159idi\u010d\u016f na silnici, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed snad pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b ani nev\u00ed, \u017ee maj\u00ed v aut\u011b blinkr. No a pak je n\u011bco \u010di n\u011bkdo sraz\u00ed a dopad\u00e1 to \u0161patn\u011b.\t\u00a0\tVid\u00edte? Takto se m\u016f\u017eeme bavit cel\u00e9 hodiny, ale ji\u017e te\u010f je jasn\u00e9, kdo s p\u0159ehledem vede. A to tu nejsou zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00ed mu\u017ei a jejich hry a hran\u00ed obecn\u011b. To jsou smrteln\u00e9 situace. Av\u0161ak mu\u017ee milujeme a mu\u017ei miluj\u00ed n\u00e1s. Tak jim n\u011bjak\u00e9 ty drobn\u00e9 nedostatky odpou\u0161t\u00edme.\t\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.5\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"D\u016fkaz, \u017ee jsou mu\u017ei hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017eeny","item":"https:\/\/www.stolex.cz\/dukaz-ze-jsou-muzi-horsi-nez-zeny\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]